You Know Google Crossed a Limit When…

• your doctor tells you that according to Google, you should be alright.
• the horror flick displays life insurance advertisements whenever the slasher shows up.
• you’re being dumped because of something you said in your blog 8 years ago.
• your colleague asks why they’re not invited to the barbecue he’s seeing on your garden’s real time satellite imagery.
• the Google news are so fully personalized, you’re always making the frontpage.
• you’re searching for yourself to discover new stuff.
• the Googlebot starts emailing you spelling corrections for your website.
• Google’s book search scanned your diary.
• Google’s personalized homepage puts up a special logo for your birthday.
• Google’s Blogger service starts announcing uptimes, not downtimes.
• Google understands you better than your spouse.
• Google’s online word processor introduces a talking paper clip.
• a Google ad is actually relevant.

source – http://blog.outer-court.com/archive/2007-02-09-n84.html